HEY SHEEP!   WAKE UP!   YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED!   AND VERY SOON THE OBAMA AND GORE 'GREEN' TYPES ARE GONNA GET INTO YOUR WALLET BIG IF YOU DON'T STAND UP AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BRAINWASHING!  GET A BRAIN, SCARECROW! 

      I'm here to tell ya that this "green" bullshit and this "global warming" crap is really, really absurd.  Only the dumbest of sheeple would believe that HUMAN activity could be super heating the earth...  Oh my... Come on, sheep, WAKE UP!   YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED.  I am 54 years old and I vividly remember that in the 1970's the JUNK SCIENCE at that time said THE EARTH WAS COOLING!   I can remember my Dad blowing more insulation into our attic and walls.  There was a big movement on to make thicker walls and lower ceilings and insulate, insulate and insulate.  Hell, they were even building homes below ground!  What happened to that scare?  Answer:  It was bullshit.  It was junk science.  They were wrong.

     So when a fat-assed failed politician puts a loopy "documentary" up for the sheeple to see AND THEY BELIEVE IT WHOLEHEARTEDLY, this is what we've come to.  Witness these goddamn shitty X-Mas "lights" on the Burton park and Main Street merchant area - these dim bastards were the brainchilds of IDIOTS who believe in "global whining"...  Come on!  Wake up!  Don't you see what these Obama dumbasses are trying to do to your STUPID country asses?  THEY ARE TRYING TO SPARK THE ECONOMY/MAKE THEIR FRIENDS RICH BY DUPING YOU INTO BELIEVING YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE TEMPERATURE OF THE WORLD!  Who is that fucking stupid?  I mean really...

     So yesterday I go up to Preston Super Store (Chevy/Ford Dealer in town) to get my oil changed.  Nice place.  So while I'm waiting I figured I'd check out the new 2010 Corvette.  I look at it, read the brochure, talk to the salesman and then I start reading the dealer tag in the window.  Now I kid you not about the next thing I see on the dealer tag:  At the bottom in GREEN is the car's "Global Warming" rating!  I KID YOU NOT!   Truly General Motors has changed to GOVERNMENT MOTORS.  Now think of the irony of this rating for a 500 hp Corvette!  If a guy can afford to buy a $75,000 Z06 Corvette with 500 horsepower he surely does NOT give a shit about how much his new big-engined purchase is going to "heat-up" the earth!    I ask you:  HOW STUPID IS THIS? 

     As soon as I saw that ridiculous sign in the window of this nice Corvette, my idea of purchasing one went right out the door.  If I was Preston Super Store, I would RIP EVERY GODDAMN ONE OF THOSE GREEN STICKERS RIGHT OFF THE CARS' WINDOWS.  I find it HIGHLY offensive and would NEVER buy a car with one of those on the windshield.  This has to be right from the Obama administration orders...  How pitiful.  So very anti-intellectual!  Forcing JUNK SCIENCE down our throats while buying a new car is a new American low...  Just what we would expect from the Obama administration... 

     And I see where the idiot in the White House attended the international "climate" meeting last week and pledged a REDUCTION of 17% in some kind of emissions by 2020!!!  And 80% by 2050!!!  (Thankfully I'll be dead for that last date...).  What a dumbass.  Here's a "president" who SMOKES (American's #1 health hazard), who rides in a gas-guzzling armored limo everywhere he goes, jets around the world burning insane amounts of jet fuel and THIS SHITHEEL IS TELLING EVERYONE THEY HAVE TO REDUCE FUEL USAGE?  Give me a break!  Goddamn hypocrite is what he is.  Period.  He's worse than the glutton Al Gore or Pelosi (hard to top that witch in anything hypocritical).  Let me get this straight:  A cigaratte smoking president just passed the first hurdle of national health care. 

     Folks, don't fall for this "green" crap.  Obama's plan is to RAISE gasoline prices to curb usage.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  That will RAISE the price of all groceries and goods - they all come to town in TRUCKS that burn lots of fuel.  Obama's plan is to RAISE fuel oil prices.  Then we'll start burning more wood and there will be more smoke.  And how does the "mess-iah" plan on convincing the Japs and Chinese to curb their manufacturing pollutants?  Answer:  He won't.  And look at what is happening locally with our septic tanks.  This "green" crap has to go!   

     Don't be a sheep!  Resist this "green" crap wholeheartedly.  Unless you drive an electric car and heat with blankets, YOU are not green, so quit kidding yourself.  While on the subject of electric cars - my girlfriend in Omaha has a hybrid - gas/electric car.  And she let it sit during the blizzard when she was here and traveling and the batteries decharged.  New batteries cost?   $1600.    So much for that idea of electric cars!  Who could afford that?  Her car is only three years old.  Oh my...

     Good Americans:  Stand up and resist this "movement" of "green".  It's silly and very expensive!