Scott:

     "Burton Tree Commission" and an arborist to take care of a common sense problem! 
     Just get the fucking Homelite out!

- KA

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KA:  Here's what's gonna happen with these damnable trees and it's gonna be POETIC JUSTICE (this is why I'm not raising much hell about it - at least not now):  The infrastructure, ie the main water pipes and all of the pipes into these 130-year old+++ builidings on Main Street is due to have a catastrophic failure ANY YEAR NOW.   I defy anyone to say differently - it's the "elephant in the living room".  And when that massive blow-out happens, there will be huge backhoes and bulldozers tearing up those red tiled sidewalks and THESE PIECE OF SHIT TREES PLANTED BY SOME PAST VILLAGE IDIOT WILL BE KINDLING.  This MUST happen so they can get access to the blown pipes.  And this will happen in one afternoon...  THEN someone with a MIND and FORESIGHT will actually plant the correct trees in front of the businesses.  Right now it's the biggest cluster fuck known to man... 

     This whole town has the most poorly planted/managed trees I've ever seen...  The park has so goddamn many trees the kids can't play catch or run a dog or whatever.  There's so goddamn many trees you can barely WALK across the Burton "park" (such as it is...).  There is no room there for picnic tables or any functions...  What a mess.

     Yes, your solution is apt.  GET THE FUCKING HOMELITE OUT!  Stop the madness!  Oh the horror...  Oh the horror...

     NOTE:  Look above at Burton's Main Street in 1910.  Do you see any trees blocking the businesses?  OF COURSE NOT!  That proves that there was more HORSE SENSE then than now!  Like I said, intelligence in humans is being bred out like what happened to cattle...  Oh boy...  This was Burton's Main Street over 30 YEARS since its creation and no crappy locust trees gumming up the view of MERCHANTS WHO WISH TO MAKE MONEY!   Look!  You can actually READ the store signs!  Any fool could ride into town and see what vendor he wished to patronize!  What a concept.  Now you ride into Burton and YOU CAN'T TELL THERE ARE ANY BUSINESSES EVEN THERE!  Does that make sense to you?  If that makes sense to anyone, I would love to hear from them...  Oh the horror...   Oh the horror...